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| Chad Volpe | "I always endeavor to be frank, yet diplomatic. Failing that, I will be blunt." - Tom Null, President, Citadel Records | | |
| Chad Volpe | "If you think you understood what I just said, then you didn't understand what I just said." - Alan Greenspan | | |
| Chad Volpe | "No matter how cynical you get, it’s impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin | | |
| Chad Volpe | "When you have a deadline, there is no such thing as an inanimate object." - Ray Colcord, Film Composer | | |
| Chad Volpe | "Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats." -- Howard Aiken, IBM engineer | | |
| Chad Volpe | "Anybody remotely interesting is mad, in some way or another." -- Doctor Who | | |
| Chad Volpe | "...although Eating Honey was a very good thing to do, there was a moment just before you began to eat it which was better than when you were..." -- Winnie the Pooh | | |
| Chad Volpe | You may laugh in the face of danger, but it will be a cold, nervous, unconvincing little laugh... | | |
| Chad Volpe | This is the first minute of the rest of my day. What are you doing with yours? (a motivational challenge or a pickup line depending on the situation...) - A Chadism | | |
| Richard Iacovelli | "The less effort, the faster and more powerful you will be" -- Bruce Lee | | |
| Richard Iacovelli | “Hakuin held his hand up in the air and told his pupils to listen to the sound it made. What was it like?”-- Master Hakuin | | |
| Richard Iacovelli | "Knowing others is wisdom. Knowing yourself in Enlightenment" -- Master Hakuin | | |
| Richard Iacovelli | “Indeed, the word of God is living and effective, sharper than any two-edged sword, penetrating even between soul and sprit, joints and marrow, and able to discern reflections and thoughts of the heart. No creature is concealed from him, but everything is naked and exposed to the eyes of him to whom we must render an account.” -- Hebrews4: 12-13 | | |
| Laura Jefchak | It's all about the decadence! | | |
| Kat Koziar | ’’You can’t cross the sea merely by standing and staring at the water." - Rabindranath Tagore (1861-1941) | | |
| Kat Koziar | "When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other." - Chinese proverb | | |
| Kat Koziar | What part of "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" do you not understand? | | |
| Cherylyn Crill | "Tea and cake or death?" - Eddie Izzard | | |
| Kat Koziar | "Now you see that Evil will always triumph because Good is dumb." - Lord Dark Helmet, Spaceballs | | |
| Kat Koziar | "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein | | |
| Kat Koziar | "Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world." - Albert Einstein | | |
| Kat Koziar | "The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age." - H.P. Lovecraft | | |
| Chad Volpe | Tact, (n): The unsaid part of what you are thinking | | |
| Kat Koziar | "Liberty consists in the freedom to do everything which injures no one else." - Marquis de Lafayette, Thomas Jefferson, 1789 (Article 4, Declaration of the Rights of Man and the Citizen) | | |
| Kat Koziar | "The life of a great scientist in his laboratory is not, as many may think, a peaceful idyll. More often, it is a bitter battle with things, with one's surroundings, and above all with oneself." - Marie Curie, 1926 (Pierre Curie) | | |
| Kat Koziar | "Nothing is too wonderful to be true, if it be consistent with the laws of nature." - Michael Faraday, 1849 (Lab Diary entry) | | |
| Kat Koziar | "The heart has its own reason which reason does not know." - Blaise Pascal, 1660 (Pensées #277) | | |
| Kat Koziar | "The universe is full of magical things, patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper." - Eden Phillpotts (1862-1960) | | |
| Kat Koziar | "If consequences dictate our course of action, it doesn't matter what's right; it's only wrong if you get caught." - James Maynard Keenan | | |
| Chad Volpe | There are only 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who don't. | | |
| Chad Volpe | If A Pretty Poster And A Cute Saying Are All It Takes To Motivate You, You Probably Have A Very Easy Job. The Kind Robots Will Be Doing Soon. | | |
| Ben Palaniak | "It's pretty clear now that what looked like it might have been some kind of counterculture is, in reality, just the plain old chaos of undifferentiated weirdness." Jerry Garcia, Grateful Dead | | |
| Cherylyn Crill | "Little red cookbook, little red cookbook!" - Eddie Izzard | | |
| Cherylyn Crill | "There I was, birthing a baby in a ditch while cannon balls flew overhead....ahh...Flanders!" - Davy Brown | | |
| Cherylyn Crill | "If you go a-soldiering when you're young, You'll go begging when you are old" - from "The Singular Life Story of Heedless Hopalong" by Hans Jocob Christoffel von Grimmelshausen (re: the 30 Years War in Germany) | | |
| Ben Palaniak | "We cannot expect people to have respect for law and order until we teach respect to those we have entrusted to enforce those laws." Henry Kissinger | | |
| Kat Koziar | “To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous to claim that Jesus was not born of a virgin.” - Cardinal Belleramine, 1615 (during the trial of Galileo Galilei) | | |
| Kat Koziar | “Men sooner forget the death of their father than the loss of their possessions.” - Niccolò Machiavelli, 1532 (The Prince) | | |
| Kat Koziar | "If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe." - Carl Sagan | | |
| Laura Jefchak | This punk rocker with a three colored mohawk was at the mall, and saw an old man staring at him. He went over to the man, and said: "What's the matter old timer, weren't you ever wild and crazy? The old guy pauses, then replies " Oh, you bet I was - one night I was so drunk I screwed a parrot, and was just thinking you might be my son" --Random joke from a friend on LiveJournal.com | | |
| Andrea Goldberg | "To love deeply in one direction makes us more loving in all others." - Anne-Sophie Swetchine | | |
| Andrea Goldberg | "Anger makes you smaller, while forgiveness forces you to grow beyond what you were." - Cherie Carter-Scott | | |
| Andrea Goldberg | "All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by frost." - JRR Tolkien | | |
| Andrea Goldberg | "In the beginning there was Goth and the world was dark.And Then Goth said: let it get darker." unknown. | | |
| Andrea Goldberg | "It is not how much time you have, but what you do with the time you are given." Tolkien | | |
| Cherylyn Crill | "History Police, let's see your Library Card! You have the right to remain ignorant: If you choose to do so, anything you say can and will be used to ridicule you. You have the right to a Librarian: If you do not know where to find one, your local Library will provide one for you." - Nick Worthington, RMS North | | |
| Andrea Goldberg | "Neither fire nor wind, nor death can erase our good deads." Buddha | | |
| Andrea Goldberg | "Youth has no age." Pablo Picasso | | |
| Brayton L Carpenter | "Never, never, never give up!"- Winston Churchill | | |
| Brayton L Carpenter | What is best in life?- "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentation of their women."- Conan | | |
| Brayton L Carpenter | "I feel more like I do right now than I did when I got here."- Unknown | | |
| Brayton L Carpenter | "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition. . .our chief weapon is SURPRISE. . ."- Grand Inquisitor Torquemada, "Monty Python" | | |
| Brayton L Carpenter | "Pet my monkey."- Dieter, SNL | | |
| Brayton L Carpenter | "There's no normal life. There's just life. Live it."- Doc Holiday, "Tombstone" | | |
| Brayton L Carpenter | "He didn't come in a plane, he didn't come in a jeep. He didn't come in the pouch of a high-jumping vo-veep. . ."- Dr. Seuss Bible, "Kids in The Hall" | | |
| David Born | "A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done" - Fred Allen | | |
| David Born | "Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile." - Billy Sunday | | |
| David Born | "Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep." - Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle | | |
| David Born | "Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia." - Charles Schultz | | |
| David Born | "History is the version of the past that people have decided to agree upon." - Napoleon Bonaparte | | |
| David Born | "By all means marry> If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you will become a philosopher." - Socrates | | |
| David Born | The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not 'Eureka!', but 'That's funny..." - Isaac Asimov | | |
| David Born | "A woman, like a good piece of music, should have a solid end." - F. Schubert | | |
| David Born | "For the right person, the impossible is easy." Ehrich Weiss AKA Harry Houdini | | |
| David Born | "Nice jail. Looks strong." - Harry Houdini, said of Scottland Yard | | |
| David Born | "Good artists copy, great artists steal." - Pablo Picasso | | |
| David Born | "Education is what remains when everything learned in school is forgotten." - Albert Einstein | | |
| David Born | "I must hurry, for there they go, and I am their leader." - Haupman Ziegfried vonBodensee | | |
| David Born | "Numerical superiority is of no consequence. In battle, victory will go to the best tactician." - G.A. Custer | | |
| David Born | "Once a barron, always a barron (unless you're Kristoff...tee hee) but once a hauptman is once too often" - Logan vonSchintzelpusskrakengescheittmeyer | | |
| Stacie Kortkamp | Courage is not the lack of fear. It is acting in spite of it. | | |
| Stacie Kortkamp | Being loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. | | |
| Stewart Sanborn | "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost." -Charles Caleb Colton | | |
| Stewart Sanborn | "Friendship is one mind in two bodies" -Mencius | | |
| Stewart Sanborn | "We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere" -Tim McGraw | | |
| Stewart Sanborn | "Everyone hears what you say. -Friends listen to what you say. -Best friends listen to what you don't..." -Unknown | | |
| Stewart Sanborn | "A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out" -Unknown | | |
| Stewart Sanborn | "We the few, have done so much, for so long, with so little, we can now do anything -with nothing!" U.S.M.C. saying amongst the infantry | | |
| Stewart Sanborn | "LACTA ALEA EST." proclamation made by the Roman Caesar himself which means, "The die is cast." | | |
| Brayton L Carpenter | "Small deeds done are better than great deeds planned."- Unknown | | |
| Chad Volpe | "Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired,signifies in the final sense a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed." -President Dwight D. Eisenhower, April 16, 1953 | | |
| Andrea Goldberg | "Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly." - Unknown | | |
| Andrea Goldberg | "There is no beginning or end..Yesterday is history.Tomorrow is mystery.Today is a gift."- Unknown | | |
| Kat Koziar | "To enjoy freedom we have to control ourselves." - Virginia Woolf | | |
| Kat Koziar | "It is one Thing, to show a Man that he is in an Error, and another, to put him in possession of Truth." - John Locke (1632-1704) | | |
| Kat Koziar | "If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of Giants." - Isaac Newton (1642-1727) in a Letter to Robert Hooke; February 5, 1676 | | |
| Andrea Goldberg | "Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely." Rodin (1840-1917) | | |
| Andrea Goldberg | "Teach us... That we may feel the importance of every day, of every hour, as it passes." Jane Austen | | |
| Andrea Goldberg | "You see things; and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say, "Why not?" - George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950), | | |
| Andrea Goldberg | "Hope is a waking dream." - Aristotle (384 BC - 322 BC), | | |
| Amy Carpenter | "Try not. Do or do not...there is no try!" ~Yoda | | |
| Chad Volpe | You're rubber and I'm glue, what I say bounces off you and sticks to... No, wait. that's not right... -A Chadism | | |
| Shawn Duggins | "Our fathers were our models for God. If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God? You have to consider the possiblity that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he HATES you." - Tyler Durden, Fight Club | | |
| Laura Jefchak | "Well behaved women rarely make history" - My favorite bumper sticker. | | |
| Shawn Duggins | "Given a choice between being Feared and Respected, I'll be happy with respect, but prefer to be feared..." - DMKDB | | |
| Ben Palaniak | "It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong." Voltaire | | |
| Ben Palaniak | "It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets." Voltaire | | |
| Ben Palaniak | "God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." Voltaire | | |
| Shawn Duggins | "guns cause crime in exactly the same way spoons make Rosie (O'Donnell) fat." - Demosthenes, Renderotica.com Forums | | |
| Amy Carpenter | "It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live." Prof. Dumbeldor (Harry Potter) | | |
| Shawn Duggins | "The purpose of Religion is to pacify Man's mind, and make him socially and politically docile" Piers Anthony, the Tarot Series | | |
| Chad Volpe | You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or play. - Warren Beatty | | |
| Chris Hornsby | "Don't go that way" | | |
| Kat Koziar | “I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.“ - J. Robert Oppenheimer, “Father” of The Bomb | | |
| Kat Koziar | "Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction." - Blaise Pascal, 1660, (Pensées, no. 813) | | |
| Kat Koziar | "Finally we shall place the Sun himself at the center of the Universe. All this is suggested by the systematic procession of events and the harmony of the whole Universe, if only we face the facts, as they say, "with both eyes open"." - Nicolaus Copernicus, 1543 (De Revolutionilous Orbium Coelestium) | | |
| Kat Koziar | "If there be some who, though ignorant of all mathematics . . . dare to reprove this work, because of some passage of Scripture, which they have miserably warped to their purpose, I regard them not, and even despise their rash judgement." - Nicolaus Copernicus (1473-1543) | | |
| Shawn Duggins | “They want to dance, but their feet won’t let them.” Anton LaVey | | |
| Kat Koziar | "A book is like a garden carried in the pocket" - Chinese proverb | | |
| Kat Koziar | "Of the demonstrably wise there are but two: those who commit suicide, & those who keep their reasoning faculties atrophied with drink." - Mark Twain, 1898 (Notebook #42) | | |
| Kat Koziar | "Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat." - Alex Levine | | |
| James Munro | "If its Stupid and it Works, it isn't Stupid" - Murphy's 5th rule of Combat | | |
| Shawn Duggins | "You were born an original. Don't die a copy." - Graffitti at Renderosity.cum | | |
| Shawn Duggins | "How sexy am I now, F****r????" - Mallory Knox, Natural Born Killers | | |
| Andrea Goldberg | “Those who are easily shocked... should be shocked more often.”-- Mae West | | |
| Andrea Goldberg | "The happiness of a man in this life does not consist in the absence but in the mastery of his passions."-- Alfred Lord Tennyson (1809 - 1892) | | |
| Andrea Goldberg | -"As long as I can offend, educate, amuse or entertain at least ONE person a day, I consider my day complete."-- DMKDB | | |
| Shawn Duggins | "Ich habe Ihre Rückseite" Dieter Kern to Zeillos Liebe as he tapped the threatening Scot on the shoulder from behind... | | |
| Shawn Duggins | "Just being the strong, silent type..." Stewart Sanborn at RPFS, (about '95) to Brian Meyers (AKA Bryn Mawr) who'd cut his hand trying to twist off a bottle top from a bier he'd snagged from Stu after giving him grief and telling him to "be the strong silent type"... ...Stu *could'a* warned 'im, but, well y'know how it goez!!! | | |
| Shawn Duggins | "Parody's biggest problem is that it often goes unnoticed." - Jesus H. Jones, (commentary on "Real, real, real" from "Doubt") | | |
| Chad Volpe | When you're not feeling comfortable or safe or grounded about your situation, the amount of reason you are able to act upon is inversely proportional to the lengths you will be willing to go to to embarrass yourself. Or maybe that's just me... -A Chadism | | |
| Shawn Duggins | The original meaning of "heresy" is "thinking for one's self." | | |
| Cassidhe J Holke | "In Vino Veritas" - Simply put "In Wine Is Truth" - or is it the other way around??? | | |
| Brayton L Carpenter | " . . . .well, this is a nocturn. You know- Frederick f---ing Chopin." - Doc Holiday, Tombstone | | |
| Brayton L Carpenter | "Oh Johnny- I'm sorry, I forgot you were there. You may go now." - Doc Holiday, Tombstone | | |
| Christine Harper | "Treat people as if they were what they ought to be and you help them to become what they are capable of being."-- Johan von Goethe | | |
| Chad Volpe | So Tara says to Yanni (who is Canadian):"Chad's family is from Northern Italy". Yanni (who apart from being a kanuck is also a big history buff) says in reply:"So what you're saying is he's German..." | | |
| Shawn Duggins | "Get those Von Baden's off of me!!!!!" - old DKF cry | | |
| Laura Jefchak | "We're actors. We're the opposite of people." Richard Dreyfuss; Rosencranz and Gildenstern are Dead. | | |
| Kat Koziar | "Kids are god's way of punishing humanity. Well, kids and zombies." - Signature seen on Penny-Arcade forum | | |
| Stacie Kortkamp | "I Smell the smelly smell of something that smells smelly." Mr Krabs from Sponge Bob Squarepants | | |
| Christopher Treichel | "Here is what you do, friends. Forget country. Forget king. Forget wife and children and freedom. Forget every concept, however noble, that you imagine you fight for here today. Act for this alone: for the man who stands at your shoulder. He is everything, and everything is contained within him. That is all I know. That is all I can tell you." Gates of Fire | | |
| Shawn Duggins | "A man bellies up to a bar muttering,"a$$hole democrats". A guy next to him says, "Hey I take offense to that". The man says, "Why, are you a democrat". "No," the guy says "I'm an a$$hole"." | | |
| Shawn Duggins | "Why can't vegans eat bull, when they talk it all the time?" TISM | | |
| Shawn Duggins | "Conrad Gambolputty - Dangerous when confused. Easily confused..." From the old Kriegshunde members roster comments... | | |
| Anna Jefchak | "Fear is the weakness that binds us to our mortal lives." | | |
| Amy Carpenter | "The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow." H.G. Wells | | |
| Amy Carpenter | "When the door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has opened for us." Helen Keller | | |
| Stacie Kortkamp | "Art is the enemy of History." Conal Furay, Historian | | |
| Stacie Kortkamp | "God alone knows the future, but only a historian can alter the past." Ambrose Bierce | | |
| Stacie Kortkamp | "The past is a foreign country; they do things differently there." L.P. Hartley | | |
| Stacie Kortkamp | "My library was a dukedom large enough." William Shakespeare | | |
| Stacie Kortkamp | " Books are not made to be believed, but to be subject to inquiry." William of Baskerville in Umberto Eco's The Name of the Rose | | |
| Stacie Kortkamp | " The writing of history reflects the interests, predilections, and even prejudices of a given generation." John Hope Franklin | | |
| Cassidhe J Holke | "Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." - Tiger Woods - Courtesy of Becky Doherty! | | |
| Cassidhe J Holke | "In regione caecorum rex est luscus." (In the country of the blind the one-eyed man is king.) Erasmus c.1469 - 1536 | | |
| Cassidhe J Holke | "Eine feste Burg ist unser Gott, Ein gute Wehr und Waffen." (A safe stronghold our God is still. A trusty shield and weapon.) - Martin Luther 1529 | | |
| Cassidhe J Holke | "Who loves not woman, wine, and song remains a fool his whole life long." (attributed) Martin Luther 1529 | | |
| Cassidhe J Holke | "Men should either be treated generously or destroyed, because they take revenge for slight injures - for heavy ones they cannot." Niccolò Machiavelli 1469-1527 | | |
| Cassidhe J Holke | "The greatest glory of a woman is to be least talked about by men." Pericles c.495 - 429 BC | | |
| Cassidhe J Holke | When Alexander asked him if he lacked anything, Diogenes replied: "Yes, that I do: that you stand out of my sun a little." | | |
| Cassidhe J Holke | "If I were not Alexander, I would be Diogenes." Alexander the Great 356 - 323 BC | | |
| Cassidhe J Holke | "It is never right to do wrong or to requite wrong with wrong, or when we suffer evil to defend ourselves by doing evil in return." Socrates 469 - 399 BC | | |
| Cassidhe J Holke | " ... Nessun maggior dolore Che ricordarsi del tempo felice Nella miseria." (There is no greater pain than to remember a happy time when one is in misery.) Dante Alighieri 1265 - 1321 | | |
| Andrea Goldberg | “When you're up to your ass in alligators, it's hard to remember your initial objective was to drain the swamp.” – Unknown. | | |
| Andrea Goldberg | “You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.” -Mark Twain | | |
| Andrea Goldberg | “A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.” –Unknown. | | |
| Andrea Goldberg | "The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth." -Niels Bohr | | |
| Andrea Goldberg | "If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will." - Unknown | | |
| Andrea Goldberg | "Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity." - Unknown | | |
| Andrea Goldberg | "Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?" "That depends a good deal on where you want to get to," -Lewis Carrol | | |
| Andrea Goldberg | “Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.”-Unknown | | |
| Shawn Duggins | "You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander, I'm here to put you back on schedule..." Darth Vader to Moff Jerjerrod aboard the Death Star II, ROTJ | | |
| Shawn Duggins | "When travelling incognito, act like the Cognitians", anonymous | | |
| Andrea Goldberg | "Beware lest in your anxiety to avoid war you obtain a master." - Unknown | | |
| Richard Iacovelli | "What we obtain too cheep, we esteem too lightly... it would be strange indeed if so celestian an article as FREEDOM should not be highly rated." --Thomas Paine | | |
| Richard Iacovelli | "The tree of Liberty must be fefreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots..." --Thomas Jefferson, 1787 | | |
| Richard Iacovelli | "I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears, and sweat." -- W. Churchill soldier-statesman | | |
| Richard Iacovelli | "In the Name of God, the Beneficent, the Merciful… who so save the life of one, it shall be as if he has saved the life of all mankind"—The Koran, Surah V, 32 | | |
| Shawn Duggins | "Imagine how much better the world would be if all of the leaders and politicians and generals just sat down and smoked a joint together..." Jizzy Pearl, Love/Hate | | |
| Shawn Duggins | Two Wrongs don't make a Right, but Three Lefts do... - A Chadism | | |
| Shawn Duggins | "Stop saying don't quote me, because if no one quotes you, you probably haven't said a thing worth saying" from DOGMA, KMFDM, | | |
| Christopher Treichel | The foot you step on one day might be attached to the ass you have to kiss the next! Range Control Ism | | |
| Stacie Kortkamp | Those who refuse to involve themselves in politics run the risk of being ruled by their inferiors-Plato | | |
| Andrea Goldberg | "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand - strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!" - Unknown. | | |
| Shawn Duggins | "Music is like girlfriends to me; I'm continually astonished by the choices other people make." David Lee Roth | | |
| Richard Iacovelli | “Forget the condom use the zip lock” David “Login” Born | | |
| Kat Koziar | It would indeed be ironic if, in the name of national defense, we would sanction the subversion of one of those liberties which make the defense of our nation worthwhile. - U.S. Chief Justice Earl Warren | | |
| Shawn Duggins | "A man bellies up to a bar muttering,"a$$hole republicans". A guy next to him says, "Hey I take offense to that". The man says, "Why, are you a republican?" "No," the guy says "I'm an a$$hole"." | | |
| Amy Carpenter | "The foolish seek happiness in the distance, the wise grow it under their feet." James Oppenheim | | |
| Amy Carpenter | "Most people are about as happy as they make up their minds to be." Abraham Lincoln | | |
| Amy Carpenter | "It is not so much our friends' help that helps us as the confident knowledge that they will help us." (Epicurus - Greek Philosopher) | | |
| Amy Carpenter | "One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives" Euripides | | |
| Amy Carpenter | "Anybody can sypathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend's success." Oscar Wilde | | |
| Amy Carpenter | "If you judge people, you have no time to love them." Mother Teresa | | |
| Amy Carpenter | "Never injure a friend, even in jest." Cicero | | |
| Amy Carpenter | "A true friend stabs you in the front." Oscar Wilde | | |
| Amy Carpenter | "I do not wish to treat friendships daintily, but with the roughest courage. When they are real, they are not glass threads or frost-work, but the solidest thing we know." Ralph Waldo Emerson | | |
| Amy Carpenter | "In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." Martin Luther King, Jr. | | |
| Andrea Goldberg | "Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; but remember that what you now have was once among the things you only hoped for." Epicurus | | |
| Andrea Goldberg | "When eating a fruit, think of the person who planted the tree." Vietnamese Proverb | | |
| Andrea Goldberg | "The invariable mark of wisdom is to see the miraculous in the common." Ralph Waldo Emerson | | |
| Andrea Goldberg | "Peace starts with a smile." Mother Teresa | | |
| Shawn Duggins | If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is NOT for you | | |
| Shawn Duggins | "Rome did not create a great Empire by holding meetings. They did it by killing all those who opposed them." Random bumpersticker seen on the way to Santa Barbara Faire, Juli 2002 | | |
| Shawn Duggins | "Never get into a Pissing Contest with a woman who can write her name in the snow." | | |
| Shawn Duggins | "If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. -Chinese Proverb " | | |
| Chad Volpe | You know what the difference is between actors and musicians? You can always tell when a musician is playing music. -another Chadism | | |
| Shawn Duggins | "I'll take two Turkish women, nothing on them, to GO!" Angus McKinten, the Picts (Technically a Chadism, but who's countin??) | | |
| Amy Carpenter | "Can you see my Empire?" Barbara Born (Logans mother) | | |
| Shawn Duggins | Don't sweat the petty things, pet the sweaty things. | | |
| Kat Koziar | "There is no surer way to misread any document than to read it literally." - Learned Hand, jurist (1872-1961) | | |
| Stewart Sanborn | "The battle, sir, is not to the strong alone; it is to the vigilant, the active, the brave..." -Patrick Henry | | |
| Stewart Sanborn | "Take time to deliberate; but when the time for action arrives, stop thinking and go in." -Andrew Jackson | | |
| Stewart Sanborn | "History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid." -General Dwight D. Eisenhower | | |
| Stewart Sanborn | "The nation which forgets its defenders will be itself forgotten." -Calvin Coolidge | | |
| Stewart Sanborn | "Accept the challenges so that you can feel the exilaration of victory." -General George S. Patton | | |
| Stewart Sanborn | "When we assumed the soldier, we did not lay aside the citizen." -George Washington | | |
| Stewart Sanborn | "Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace." -Amelia Earhart | | |
| Stewart Sanborn | "Great works are performed, not by strength, but by perseverance." -Samuel Johnson | | |
| Stewart Sanborn | "Far and away the best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing." -Theodore Rosevelt | | |
| Cassidhe J Holke | "I'm your Huckleberry" - Doc Holiday, Tombstone | | |
| Cassidhe J Holke | "Well, I wasn't going to be drinking tonight. Glad you all have given me a reason to!" Charlie from Two and a Half Men holiday episode | | |
| Cassidhe J Holke | "ALL I did was KISS the girl, Emmet!" - Silverado | | |
| Cassidhe J Holke | "So they went off together. But wherever they go, and whatever happens to them on the way, in that enchanted place on the top of the Forest a little boy and his Bear will always be playing." - Winnie the Pooh | | |
| Cassidhe J Holke | "Make no judgements where you have no compassion." - Anne McCaffrey | | |
| Cassidhe J Holke | "If I am not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there." - Martin Luther | | |
| Cassidhe J Holke | Be kind to those that meet you as you rise, you may pass them again as you fall. - an Irish Quote | | |
| Cassidhe J Holke | "Don't say everything you want to say lest you hear something you would not like to hear" - Another Random Irish Quote | | |
| Cassidhe J Holke | "Why should we be in such desperate haste to succeed, and in such desperate enterprises? If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer." Thoreau - Walden | | |
| Cassidhe J Holke | "I heartily accept the motto, 'That government is best which governs least'; and I should like to see it acted up to more rapidly and systematically." Thoreau - Civil Disobedience | | |
| Cassidhe J Holke | "True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance." - Thoreau | | |
| Shawn Duggins | "The ugly and the stupid have the best of it in this world. They can sit at their ease and gape at the play. If they know nothing of victory, they are at least spared the knowledge of defeat." From Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde | | |
| Stewart Sanborn | "You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." - Sir Winston Churchill | | |
| David Born | "If 'less' is more, just think of how much more 'more' would be!" -Any Landsknecht | | |
| David Born | "I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats, I speak the truth and they never believe me" -Unknown | | |
| David Born | "Ease and honor are seldom bedfellows." -Unknown | | |
| David Born | Choose your friends carefully, your enemies will choose you." -Unknown | | |
| David Born | "There are worse crimes than burning books, one of them is not reading them" _Unknown | | |
| David Born | "A wise man will live as much within his wit as within his income" -Unknown | | |
| David Born | "Living with a saint is more grueling than being one" -Unknown | | |
| David Born | "No matter what happens, there is always somebody who knew it would" -Unknown | | |
| David Born | "Getting rid of a delusion makes us wiser than getting hold of a truth" -Unknown | | |
| David Born | "Man forgives woman anything, save the wit to outwit him." -Unknown | | |
| David Born | "The moment you cheat for the sake of beauty, you know that you are an artist." -Unknown | | |
| Kenneth Doherty | "If you can't beat them... Arrange to have them beaten." Rock 105.3 announcer. | | |
| David Born | "When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate." -Hauptman Stephan Kern | | |
| David Born | "We know all these people, with all this stuff, and all these abilities...we should make a little movie. I mean, how hard could it be?" -Any one of the Four Horsemen | | |
| David Born | Warum volpset und furzet ihr nicht? Oder hat es euch nicht geschmecket? -Martin Luther (attend Winter Feast for translation) | | |
| Miles Robinson | When you smell an oderless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide | | |
| Miles Robinson | Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found in a free state. | | |
| Miles Robinson | The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects. | | |
| Miles Robinson | Germinate: To become a naturalized German. | | |
| Miles Robinson | To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube | | |
| Miles Robinson | The body consists of three parts- the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowls, of which there are five - a, e, i, o, and u. | | |
| Miles Robinson | No one will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy. -- Henry Kissinger | | |
| Miles Robinson | A day without sunshine is like, night. | | |
| Miles Robinson | It is impossible to love and be wise. -- Francis Bacon | | |
| Miles Robinson | I'd tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and I don't want to have to see you everyday | | |
| Miles Robinson | If you always take time to stop and smell the roses - sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee. | | |
| Miles Robinson | In case of rapture, this office will be empty. With the possible exception of the guy in accounting. | | |
| Miles Robinson | She said "Harder!" I did that. She said "Faster!" I did that. She said "Deeper!" I philosophized. | | |
| Miles Robinson | We will never have great leaders as long as we mistake education for intelligence, ambition for ability, and lack of transgression for integrity! | | |
| Miles Robinson | Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’? | | |
| Miles Robinson | How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? | | |
| Amy Carpenter | "Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly." Batman costume warning label | | |
| Amy Carpenter | "We are not ready for an unforseen event that may or may not occur." Dan Quayle | | |
| Miles Robinson | If at first you don't succeed ... Air Strike! - Best advice I ever got from an NCO | | |
| Amy Carpenter | "This book has too much plot and not enough story." Samuel Goldwyn | | |
| Miles Robinson | In the purest of darkness and the purest of light, all men are blind. Only through shadow is the world percieved. | | |
| Amy Carpenter | "And now the sequence of events in no particular order." Dan Rather | | |
| Miles Robinson | If love is blind, what is the purpose of lingerie? | | |
| Amy Carpenter | "Seafood brought in by customers will not be entertained." Restaurant sign in Malaysia | | |
| Amy Carpenter | "Ladies are requested not to have children at the bar." sign in a Norwegian coctail lounge | | |
| Amy Carpenter | "We've been working on the basics because, basically, we've been having trouble with the basics." Bob Ojeda baseball pitcher | | |
| Amy Carpenter | "These people haven't seen the last of my face. If I go down, I'm going down standing up." Chuck Person | | |
| Amy Carpenter | "I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am." Homer J. Simpson | | |
| David Born | "How can men possibly use $ex to get what we want? $ex is what we want!" -Frasier Crane | | |
| David Born | "Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art. -Tom Stoppard | | |
| David Born | "A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. -George Bernard Shaw | | |
| David Born | Why is it that we have enough religion to incite war, but not enough religion to instill peeace? -Wicked Jester | | |
| Miles Robinson | "Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest." - Denis Diderot | | |
| Miles Robinson | "99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name." | | |
| Miles Robinson | "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, prepare to die." - Klingon Proverb | | |
| Miles Robinson | "The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting." - Gloria Leonard | | |
| Miles Robinson | "In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love; they had five hundred years of democracy and peace and what did they produce? The cuckoo clock." - Orson Welles | | |
| Miles Robinson | My experience has taught me that a man who has no vices has damned few virtues. - A. Lincoln | | |
| Miles Robinson | Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - A. Lincoln | | |
| Miles Robinson | If society is at fault that we got killers running around murdering innocent people, then it's simple. We turn the killer loose, give him a pension for life and shoot the rest of the city. - Archy Bunker | | |
| Miles Robinson | All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends. - Dorothy Parker | | |
| Miles Robinson | If all the young ladies who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised. - Dorothy Parker | | |
| Miles Robinson | I'm supposed to have a Ph.D. on the subject of women. But the truth is I've flunked more often than not. I'm very fond of women; I admire them. But, like all men, I don't understand them. - F. Sinatra | | |
| Miles Robinson | Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair. - George Burns | | |
| Miles Robinson | This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances. (Gracie Allen for President 1940) - oh how little things change :) | | |
| Miles Robinson | Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant. - Henry Miller | | |
| Miles Robinson | No real gentleman will tell the naked truth in the presence of ladies. - Mark Twain | | |
| Cassidhe J Holke | LIFE IS SHORT, DANCE NAKED and WIGGLE YOUR BUTT | | |
| Shawn Duggins | Gehen nicht wütende, weggehen gerade weg... | | |
| Shawn Duggins | Jemand stellte uns herauf die Bombe ein!!!!! | | |
| Shawn Duggins | Alle Ihre Unterseiten sind gehören Uns!!! | | |
| Shawn Duggins | “Troops hurled tear gas....The calvary charged....There was barely time for Gen. MacArthur to pose for the photographers.” -commentary on the attack on WWI Veterans (nicknamed the Bonus Army) who marched on Washington DC to request payment of special compensation for services rendered in 1932... "This will elect me." -Franklin Roosevelt, shortly after news of the atrocity reached him... | | |
| David Born | "Always forgive your enemies--nothing annoys them so much." - Oscar Wilde | | |
| David Born | "I can resist anything, except temptation." - Any Re-enactor | | |
| Kat Koziar | "True belief should not be worn like a policeman’s club, nor used like one." - Keith Olbermann, 2005 | | |
| Kat Koziar | If we ignore him, will he go away?? | | |
| Shawn Duggins | "Gank - Killing of one player by two or more other players." (I *KNEW* it was a technical term!) | | |
| Stewart Sanborn | “The next war will be won by the side which can best create tough, disciplined, resourceful teams who can operate independently and kill the enemy and other targets with amazing speed” –General George S. Patton | | |
| Laura Jefchak | "The things you learn on CSI: The man who pumps your stomach will know you cheated on your diet." Spike TV; showing CSI in syndication. | | |
| Stacie Kortkamp | "Brevity is the soul of wit." William Shakespeare | | |
| Stacie Kortkamp | "Lust of power is the most flagrant of all the passions" Tacitus | | |
| Shawn Duggins | 01001001 00100000 01110010 01100101 01101010 01100101 01100011 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110010 01100001 01100011 01100101 00100000 00101101 00100000 01001001 00100000 01100100 01100101 01110011 01110000 01101001 01110011 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110000 01101100 01100001 01100011 01100101 - SLAYER | | |
| Shawn Duggins | "When I'm in Command, EVERY mission is a Suicide Mission!" Zap Brannagin, Futurama | | |
| Laurie Zucchero | when beetles battle beetles in a puddle paddle battle and the beetle battle puddle is a puddle in a bottle…Dr. Suess | | |
| Laurie Zucchero | No more words! To deeds, to the battlefield, to arms! -Veronica Franco (1546-1591), line from Capitolo 13 | | |
| Laurie Zucchero | "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it." - Oscar Wilde | | |
| Laurie Zucchero | Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. Oscar Wilde | | |
| Laurie Zucchero | You live and learn. At any rate, you live - Douglas Adams | | |
| Miles Robinson | Sometimes the voice of reason is friendless... -L | | |
| Miles Robinson | Pacifism is a luxury granted those with a superior military. | | |
| Shawn Duggins | Germinate: To be bent over the nearest trough of water and dunked while a large man in leather forces you in deeper from behind... (the REAL version) | | |
| Shawn Duggins | "Nice people shouldn't live here. They'd be happier somewhere else" The Joker, Batman | | |
| Andrea Goldberg | "Don't be satisfied with stories, how things have gone for others. Unfold your own myth." Rumi | | |
| Shawn Duggins | "I love a public service homicide. Don't you?" Detective Fontana, Law and Order | | |
| Laura Jefchak | "Things you learn on CSI: Even dead bodies get manicures." Spike TV, showing CSI in syndication. | | |
| Anna Jefchak | "The strong shall live and the weak shall die.............but the clever shall live for all eternity." | | |
| Shawn Duggins | Weltschmerz - German word defined as the depression that comes when one compares the way the world should be to the way the world is. | | |
| Dixie Murray | Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. | | |
| Dixie Murray | Get your mind set, confidence will lead you on. | | |
| Kat Koziar | "Alphabet Antics! Rearrange the following letters to form the entire long-suppressed Third Testament of the Bible that explains all the mysteries of the first two! ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ (hint: you may have to use some letters more than once!)" - Principia Discordia | | |
| Kat Koziar | "Common Sense is what tells you that the world is flat." - Principia Discordia | | |
| Kat Koziar | "Everywhere we look, stars and galaxies are moving away from us at great speed. Current theory puts this down to the universe expanding. It is also possible that they simply want to get away from us..." – Principia Discordia | | |
| Shawn Duggins | And the meek shall inherit the Earth... ...The rest of us are going to the Stars!!! | | |
| Shawn Duggins | If you've got nothing to lose, then you probably haven't got much to start with either. | | |
| Laura Jefchak | "Never interrupt your enemy while he is making a mistake" Napoleon Bonaparte | | |
| Alyxx Duggins | "Too much food in America,man.We got so much food in America, we're allergic to food. Hungry people ain't allergic to $hit. Do you think anybody in Rowanda is lactose intolerant?"-Chris Rock | | |
| Alyxx Duggins | "A new study finds that women use their whole brain while listening and men only use half of their brain. You see, men use the other half of their brain to come up with excuses. I don't think women use their whole brain while listening. I think they use half of it, and the other half is used to memorize what men are saying so they can use it against them ten years later."-Jay Leno | | |
| Shawn Duggins | "Any woman can have the body of a 21-year-old........as long as she buys him a few drinks first." Cindy MacLean | | |
| Amy Carpenter | "Money is of no value; it cannot spend itself. All depends on the skill of the spender." R.W. Emerson | | |
| Amy Carpenter | "Strive to be rich not in posessions but in courage and merit." Agesilaus II | | |
| Alyxx Duggins | A historic operation occured over in Boston. Doctors successfully transplanted tissue from a pig's brain to a man's brain, and the man's brain did not reject it. That pretty much confirms what women have been saying about men.- Jay Leno | | |
| Kat Koziar | “It’s just a gig.” - Laura Jefchak | | |
| Kat Koziar | "The next time a German has a handfasting, they better bring sewing machines and a generator." - Stewart Sanborn | | |
| Kat Koziar | “Just because a canon shows up, it’s not my fault.” - Engel von Tod, aka Tika | | |
| Kat Koziar | "Hey Laura, it wasn't a gig." - me | | |
| Dixie Murray | "Don't take life seriously because you can't come out of it alive" Warren Miller | | |
| Dixie Murray | "Everyone needs to be valued." Princess Diana | | |
| Kat Koziar | Every vibration awakens all others of its particular pitch. | | |
| Cherylyn Crill | "You pick the right one to be in the fox hole with; and when you are out of the fox hole, you keep your dick in your pants." -- advice on how to have the perfect marriage from In Good Company | | |
| Shawn Duggins | "If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." | | |
| Chad Volpe | "In all situations, it is my response that decides whether a crisis will be escalated or deescalated and a person humanized or dehumanized." - Johan van Goethe | | |
| Brayton L Carpenter | ". . .you know, back in the pirate times," exclaimed Amy. "Back in the pirate times? (chuckle) Is that like 'in the castle days' ?" asked Craig. | | |
| Chad Volpe | Stupid typos. They never say what you had *meant* to say... -A brand new Chadism. | | |
| Chad Volpe | "Proofread your posts carefully to see if you any words out." signature line of MegaBBS developer Karmic | | |
| Victoria Ahuna | "A woman uses her intelligence to find reasons to support her intuition." G.K. Chesterton | | |
| Victoria Ahuna | "Only when all who surround you are different will you truly belong." unknown | | |
| Victoria Ahuna | " I dream for a living." Steven Spielberg | | |
| Shawn Duggins | "..and on the 7th day God executed the render function" - Cyberartist Humor | | |
| Victoria Ahuna | "Nobody sees the obvious. Nobody observes the ordinary. There are more miracles in a square yard of earth than in all the fables of the church." - Robert Anton Wilson | |
